A woman beckons you into an alley, she isn’t poorly dressed, yet she somehow looks shabby.

“Eh, you look like somebody who likes a deal, amirite?”

She turns aside a corner of the blanket she’s sitting on, revealing the corner of an uncut pfp sheet.

“Looks nice, eh? You like it?” She pretends to show you the crystal necklaces on the top of the blanket for any curious passers-by. You can’t help a furtive glance towards the other pfp vendor, but he’s distracted by the next would-be customer.

“Eh, what does he know? These things will be even more valuable once Ethereum 2.0 finally launches and crypto recovers.”

A wry laugh escapes you, but the scuffed woman does not notice. Her attention seems drawn to the sound of sirens in the distance, getting closer.

“Ok, ok, half-price” She reveals the item is actually only a partial sheet. It appears to be about 4,512 pfps if your eyeball count is correct. A little less than half a sheet.

The merchant seems to track your eyes, noticing your careful scrutiny.

“Eh, fine. 500 WAX, but it has to be right now.”

The price seems more than fair. And yet…

What do you do?