Really early on, on this ball of mud.
There was a billion years of single celled organisms.
A Billion Years! Of these little bastards eating each other,
Having a blast, turning the sun, the beautiful energy of the sun…
Into goo basically? ;-)
They were CRUSHING IT!
Then this one single celled organism said “Wait a minute! I keep eating my brothers and sisters and turning them into poo. And I get some energy to do more of that and that’s been great.
FOR A BILLION YEARS!?!
Let’s try something new this morning. On a Thursday.
I'm gonna eat my neighbor. And he’s good at this one thing…. he moves better than I do but I’m going to eat him. And I'm going to read his code and learn his soul and I’m going to make him a part of me. And he will live forever. And then I'm going to do that to everyone around me.
And we will become the most advanced being in this corner of the Universe!

That mother fucker won.
& we’re all the result.
He was a King.
You’re a King.

I’m a King.