Once a top-tier sim-racer in the MetaSports league, Goofy H took one too many data loops to the head. Now a fan-favorite for his quirky charm and offbeat wisdom, he sports glitchy anime eyes and a tongue that never quite stays in. With his signature “H” chain and “NHL” cap, he's a walking mashup of sports, swag, and silliness—equal parts hype and heart.