Everyone hit the deck! Kringle Klause is at it again today, Turning our beloved yet destructive BluntZooka into a Gingerbread Shooting Monster! Thirteen people have been injured by gingerbread man blunt trauma, one has been hospitalized. The Faded Monsutas being Imbued with Christmas Spirit are becoming more violent! If you see "Ginger"Zooka or Kringle Klause, please contact your local Tokesylvania authorities immediately!