Welcome to Waxy Assholes - a collection celebrating people who are totally not really WAX "celebs."

Second up, we meet an infamous Turk plumber, Ataturk praise to his name, who unblocks kebab-blocked toilets with the grace of a ballerina.

Blessed with James Hetfield's moustache - this epic CHAD wants to run so far away - from your stinking plumbing system.

THIS BLACK METAL EDITION TRULY CAPTURES MR. METALSTEIN'S SOUL

Zero utility, yet, Zero joy, yet, NEIN NEIN NEIN but there will be many and each drop will only be open for 30 days.

Also, wen $WAXHOLE? mmm

NOTE: 50% of drop proceeds to to providing relief to Turk Plumbers