Welcome to Waxy Assholes - a collection celebrating people who are totally not really WAX "celebs."

Second up, we meet an infamous Turk plumber, Ataturk praise to his name, who unblocks kebab-blocked toilets with the grace of a ballerina.

Blessed with James Hetfield's moustache - this epic CHAD wants to run so far away - from your stinking plumbing system.

This 1 of 1 gold foil is like having a gold toilet!

Zero utility, yet, Zero joy, yet, NEIN NEIN NEIN but there will be many and each drop will only be open for 30 days.

Also, wen $WAXHOLE? mmm

NOTE: 50% of drop proceeds to to providing relief to Turk Plumbers