The story of the super Chad Pasta Meister McWeeds is one of glory. As much a champion of true metal as a connoisseur of true Italian cuisine, Pasta Meister is a true character who will not tolerate dissent in relation to the incivility and barbarism of alternative pizza toppings. While he may be intransigent in this respect, he is one of the greatest Chads. While he may deny being responsible, in his role as a Pasta Meister, his recurring role as R******r in *** is testament his deep savagery but also of the great empathy that he shows to his fellow man. A connoisseur of the finest varieties of tomatoes and Swedish orcitas, Pasta Meister is not a man to be trifled with. As per usual, WAXY Assholes are not inspired by real persons, dead or alive, and are not mean to represent any persons, real or dead, or the intellectual property of any given organization.

50% of the proceeds from this drop will be used to buy and burn $RUGG token!

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