Introducing Haiquacku, the audacious assassin poet from Quackingwaxx. Master of quack-jutsu, ruthless assassin, and poet with a sarcastic flair. Haiquacku isn't your average mercenary. He carries a small notebook, always ready to jot down his next sarcastic haiku. Each target isn't just a job, every victim is an opportunity for a new verse. His lines are short, sharp, and often meaningless, reflecting his dismissive arrogance and serving as a humorous jab at the seriousness of it all. Victims may fall, but they are never forgotten. In Haiquacku's hands, their lives become the punchline in his next haiku. Will you be his next muse? Only Haiquacku, the ninja duck assassin poet knows. If you hear a quack in the night and a haiku in the wind, it's probably too late. You've become the punchline in Haiquacku's next sarcastic verse. But fear not, in Quackingwaxx, even the end is just the beginning.