In a grand tribute to politicians the world over, Mt. Phallus has risen majestically in Badlands National Park. Masterfully embodying the essence of political life—namely, shafting the public for personal gain and kowtowing to the elite—this monument is both well-deserved and long overdue. Join us as we salute their unwavering service to anyone willing to fill their coffers, so long as it's not us.

This variant commemorates Donald Trump's brief stint in politics. We envision him stumbling upon this monument in a national park and initially believing it to be a flattering nod to his sexual prowess. However, upon realizing that such an interpretation stretches credulity, he'd likely morph into an irate Trumpy Bear.