In a grand tribute to politicians the world over, Mt. Phallus has risen majestically in Badlands National Park. Masterfully embodying the essence of political life—namely, shafting the public for personal gain and kowtowing to the elite—this monument is both well-deserved and long overdue. Join us as we salute their unwavering service to anyone willing to fill their coffers, so long as it's not us.

This particular variant is in honor of Smilin' Uncle Joe's long and distin... well, just long, political career. We figure if he came across this in a national park, he'd likely be confused, unsure of its meaning. We're sure his handlers will pat him on the head and tell him it's alright, though.