Banglethud Defeated an Army of Trolls
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- name Banglethud Defeated an Army of Trolls
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- rarity Epic - Story Mode
- order Order of the Backwards Plume
- kingdom Kingdom of Clumsalon
- story Lady Banglethud once defeated an army of trolls with a single allergic sneeze that sounded like divine judgment. It drenched the troll army like a waterfall. The sneezing phenomenon is mostly Sir Yokel’s domain, as he is caught sneezing far often. When it comes to dust, though, Lady Banglethud’s sneezes come at a cost—not to her, but to her enemies. As for the drenched troll army, they retreated so quickly they would have won medals in the ancient Greek Olympics—a testament to how fast they ran for their dear lives. This was a victory wrapped in embarrassment and greased with butter, though the shame belonged squarely to the Olympic-speed trolls of Clumsalon. She does not always rely on her judgment-like sneezes to win wars. Just a year ago, the Kingdom of Clumsalon was under attack by an unknown army. As the Clumsy Knights of the "Order of the Backwards Plume" prepared to defend their lopsided castle at all costs, Lady Banglethud was ordered (or so she thought) to fire a single warning shot from the castle’s lopsided cannon. She over-packed the powder and lit the fuse; the resulting recoil launched the entire cannon off the battlements. It fell six stories, punched through the invading army’s siege tower, and rolled downhill like a bowling ball of fire, scattering the enemy’s in perfect formation. The army retreated in terror, running as if they, too, were trying out for the Olympics. Banglethud still insists she meant to do that.
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- series Short Stories of the Clumsy Knights and Friends
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